Thanks to budget cuts, students from BSU and ISU are both facing tuition increases around 10%. For the record, that’s more than I make per paycheck.

The common denominator here is that women aren’t complete without a penis in their lives. Hell, in “Twilight,” that’s the main message of the whole story. But movies aimed at men bring women down to a whole new level.

America has the world’s highest GDP. We should be eliminating poverty and helping, not blaming, its victims. When one percent of the population hold 80 percent of the wealth and 13 percent of Americans live in poverty, who do you think are really the lazy ones?

Gays getting married? That’s like the Bolshevik Revolution all over again! Investing in clean energy projects? Call Chairman Mao. Yada, yada, yada; you get the picture. We’re evil. But besides that, here are three REAL reasons to dislike Liberals.

I don’t know if anyone’s told you yet, but I’m evil. I’m evil because I support the liberal environmentalist socialist “homogay agenda.”

Let’s hope that Republicans see the value repealing "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." Then we can stop telling America’s gay men and women that the way they love renders them unworthy to defend their country.

If, like the rest of America's Mac-snob population, you spent all of Wednesday celebrating the arrival of Apple's first foray into feminine hygiene products, you missed an impressive, albeit painfully long, showing by President Barack Obama.

It might also be time for republicans to ditch the conservative label, which many associate with fundamentalist Christianity, separatist militias and “tea-baggers.” (Just typing that last phrase sent chills up my spine.)

Self-professed die-hard member of Bronco Nation and ASBSU senator Chase Johnson answers some questions about his ascension into the ranks of the Broncos' most passionate supporters.

Thanks to everyone who has read my work this semester and encouraged the start of my journalism career. I also want to thank everyone who I’ve pissed off with my writing. You make my day.