This is a commentary on “Hoetips,” a viral internet meme. Read a new commentary about a Hoetip every Wednesday. Things get way more complicated when a lie enters the situation. Once you lie about something you have to continue to lie to keep up with your first lie. Before you know it you’ll have a notebook full of lies just so you can keep track of them. The best policy is honesty; even when it hurts to tell the truth. Not to say there is never a situation that calls for a lie because we all know that isn’t true. An example situation would be lying to a bride by saying,”Yes I love the bridesmaids dresses they aren’t ugly at all.” Even when you are thinking about how disgusting they are. To spare the brides feelings and not stressing her out was a good use of a lie. There are few situations where lies are OK. Think carefully before lying about something because most of the time when you think... ...

This is a commentary on “Hoetips,” a viral internet meme. Read a new commentary about a Hoetip every Wednesday. This Hoetip is absolutely true.  If you have feelings for someone you need to be honest about those feelings as soon as possible. Things can get messy if you keep them to yourself. If you do you run the risk of the guy falling for someone else before he even knows you are an option. And it’s never fun losing a guy you like to another girl. And after he has another girlfriend telling him how you feel just isn’t an option. Refer back to Hoe tip #64: Never go for a guy who’s in a relationship. Show a little class ladies, when you play in someone else’s sandbox you get crabs. Even worse than just some random girl getting him, if you don’t voice how you feel one of your friends might fall for the same guy and there’s nothing you can do. It’s not breaking the hoe code if... ...

This is a commentary on “Hoetips,” a viral internet meme. Read a new commentary about a Hoetip every Wednesday. Part of this Hoetip is true; the part about not showing your jealousy in public. Jealousy is ugly and usually causes you to embarrass yourself, which is never fun. If you are jealous about something wait ’til you are alone with your closest girlfriend to bitch about it; don’t do it in public because most of the time people are going to think you are crazy. All though showing jealousy in public is not OK, showing your boobs in public is, to a certain extent. As long as you aren’t flashing a nipple, there isn’t much of a problem. Everyone likes boobs and if you are one of the blessed girls who has the goods to make cleavage in a V-neck, then show it off and be proud. There’s a slutty way of showing your chest in public, such as Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl, and then there’s a classy... ...

This is a commentary on “Hoetips,” a viral internet meme. Read a new commentary about a Hoetip every Wednesday. This tip is true on all counts. What is the point of hitting on a guy that has a girlfriend. It doesn’t matter how cute, sweet or romantic he may seem, he’s taken! I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t want some girl hitting on your boyfriend so why would you do that to someone else. Have the same respect for others as you would want them to have for you. Besides, if for some reason this guy does fall for you and cheat on his girlfriend and at some point leave her for you what makes you think he wont do the same once you’re together. Chances are if cheated on her with you he will cheat on you with someone else. It’s a cycle of destruction and no man is worth any of that. Before you fall for a guy make sure he is available or it will just be a... ...

This is a commentary on “Hoetips,” a viral internet meme. Read a new commentary about a Hoetip every Wednesday. This isn’t necessarily true. I have said plenty of things under the influence that I know for a fact I didn’t mean. Some people are angry drunks and they might get worked up and say to their best friend, “You’re a fat bitch and no one actually likes you.” The mean drunk probably never thought that their friend was any of those things but alcohol impairs judgment which causes people to say things they never meant. Some people are overly friendly and love everyone when they are drunk. Just because a girl gets drunk and tells numerous guys she’s in love with them doesn’t mean she loves them or even thinks they’re attractive; chances are she’s horny and lonely and never would have given them a second thought in the sober day light. Not much a drunk person says can be trusted. Most of the time those who have been heavily... ...

This is a commentary on “Hoetips,” a viral internet meme. Read a new commentary about a Hoetip every Wednesday. This tip is true as long as the ladies don’t get confidence and cockiness/just plain old full of yourselves mixed up. When girls get these two mixed up, things can go all wrong. Girls who are overly cocky and “wear it like makeup” are hard to get along with and hard for guys often feel too intimidated to approach them. Everyone makes mistakes and no one is perfect and that is something cocky people don’t seem to understand. There are also girls who are depressingly down on themselves. If you are constantly saying, “I look so fat in these jeans,” or “Ew, I look gross in that picture,” or “I look bad today, don’t I?” People get sick of hearing your voice. You obviously just want attention and you want to have people compliment you because you have a super low self esteem, which is also unattractive. Women need to find... ...