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Aries (March 21­-April 19): For too long, you have dreamed about being on the silver screen, wowing audiences with your amazing acting skills and god...

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Aries (March 21- April 19): Pack up your camping gear and get ready to head for the outdoors. Being cooped up all winter has caused...

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Aries (March 21- April 19): Who knows how long it will be until you achieve the superstar status you have always craved. Sure it may...

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Aries (March 21- April 19): A motorcycle injury will cause you to lose consciousness. You will fall into a deep coma and be forced to...

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Aries (March 21- April 19): In an effort to go green and save the environment, you will begin riding your bike to work and school....

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  Aries (March 21- April 19): A passing comet will foretell the destruction of your kingdom. All will be destroyed by fire and the dead will...

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Aries (March 21- April 19): Time to lose some of that winter fat and start shopping for speedos and bikinis. First off, you need to...

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Aries (March 21- April 19): While you are sitting there wasting time, there is money to be made out there! Get up and get yourself...

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Aries (March 21- April 19): This week will have you-wait! What’s that sticking out of your pocket there? You got some uppers? Downers? Loopers? Black...

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Aries (March 21- April 19): Bad weather will somehow correspond with the volume of gas expelled out of your butt hole each morning. One fart...

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Mallory BarkerRyan ThorneGov. Butch Otter recently signed Senate Bill 1254 into law, allowing Idaho citizens with concealed weapons permits to carry concealed firearms on...

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By: Tashina Fleming The focus of my blog is “Healthy mind, body and spirit." As a college freshman, I really struggled with finding the tips...

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Aries (March 21- April 19): After discovering instructional videos on the internet, you will decide to start making your own alcohol with some of the...

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Aries (March 21- April 19): Getting up early isn’t really your thing, so you will come up with a brilliant plan to shock you out...

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Aries (March 21- April 19): In the middle of the night, you will be awoken by a mystical vision of a giant hot dog. The...

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Aries (March 21- April 19): A serious virus will infect you soon, causing you to fall into a deep coma. During this coma, the entirety...

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By: Tabitha Bower and Mallory Barker    Bryan Vlok was emotional when he first heard the news that Ryan Gregg resigned as student body president. “Ryan is...
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Ryan Thorne, Nate Lowery Staff Writers Add the Words demonstrators stood with hands over mouths blockading the Idaho Senate chamber door Monday morning in preparation for...

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Aries (March 21- April 19): Thanks to double jeopardy laws in the United States, you can’t be retried for murdering your invisible friend. Since you...

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Aries (March 21- April 19): Lets face it. You are disgusted by sex. It repulses you. I mean, the very thought of two bodies joined...

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Aries (March 21- April 19): The Dark Lord is preparing his armies just over the nearest mountain range. He grows stronger each day as his...

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Aries (March 21- April 19): Now that classes are back in session, you are excited to get back to your busy school schedule. Your classes...

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Aries (March 21- April 19): Keep a pistol at your side at all times. This time of year, everyone is looking for that great deal...

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Aries (March 21- April 19): Santa’s elves are hard at work this year, getting all of your stupid Iphones and leather boots ready so that...

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Aries (March 21- April 19): As you get closer to Christmas, you realize you have not gotten any shopping done. In a stroke of brilliance,...