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A new breed in reality TV
Reality TV: people complain about it all the time, while secretely enjoying it behind closed doors. We all do it no matter what we say to cover up the fact and it’s no surprise why the newest season of “Laguna Beach” is making the latest craze in reality television programming.
It started out as a simple-minded escape to a new culture of the rich and spoiled, with a case of drama here and there. Now entering its third season with a completely new cast of teen socialites, it’s become an addiction, featuring intense catfights, backstabbing bitches and promiscuous high-school students.
While referencing our favorite members of the past show, it’s still hot and continues to make waves in the entertainment world, even if you continue to deny your addiction.
NOT
We lost you at “Milkshake”
After years of nothing, Kelis makes her come back with the latest album in her career: “Kelis Was Here,” which leaves me wondering why she ever came back, especially after ruining the way in which the public views milkshakes. I still have trouble keeping my chocolate shakes down, and I’m not even lactose intolerant.
Her latest single off the album comes in the form of “Bossy,” which rides the sound waves much similar to the audio of a movie made in the low-end of the Red Light District.
Countless times I wonder where the class is in her lyrics, the more I hear about the different ways she can lick a lollipop in comparison to a certain organ on the male body.
All I can say about Kelis’ album is exactly what she named one of her songs: “Aww Shit.”
Locally
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Tipsy tailgating
It’s that time of year again. The time where fans across the area come to Boise State for Bronco football, and there isn’t any other way to bring home the spirit than tailgating.
Starting a couple days prior to the games, students can find trailers of all sorts getting into position for a day full of Bronco pride, barbecue and beer. It’s the one day you can see more than 30,000 people wearing blue and orange and not throw up, unless due to over intoxication.
Not only is there great food and people, but tailgating is often one of the best ways to make going to college worth the work. Before you know it, you’re shirtless, body painted and screaming your ass off; having a great time and making the parking lot a hot spot this Thursday.
NOT
When parties go bad
Just when you’re in the middle of the perfect keg stand or even right in the middle of the most intense game of beer-pong it occurs: the police come!
It’s every minor’s worst fear and every legal drinker’s biggest annoyance, yet, although the police may be the ones to come bust up a party, we owe it to them to play the game safe.
So while partying continues to be hot through college, make sure to keep the music down and have legal drinkers answer the door.
Daniel Kedish
