Oscar’s fashion

Hey Ashley, what’s up hon? Did you watch the Oscars or

whatever last night? Did you see Oprah’s dress? I don’t

care what you say, like, she should just wear black all the time

‘cause she still looks fat.

Oh my God, last night Elija Wood was on there. He reminds me of

that creepy guy that was in our third hour French class last year

… remember that one creepy guy that sat behind you with the

weird bug eyes? He was sooo creepy, ugh. He even asked me out once

and I was like, “whatever creepy guy.” Stacey likes

Elija Wood, can you believe it? Go fig, right? She still dates that

Eric kid, yuck.

Oh my God, did you see Anne Lenox there? She’s still

alive. I wanted to puke when I saw that green low cut thing she was

wearing. Gag. I once saw something that hideous at Ross.

Oh my God, Julianne Moore looked fat too and Jamie Lee Curtis is

sooo old! She shouldn’t have worn that blue thing without a

bra. It reminds me of something from a Horror movie, like

‘Attack of the Bad Taste’ for sure, yeah.

Oh and like, did you see that lady from Lord of the Rings or

whatever that kept going up on stage? What was up with that outfit?

Yuck. She reminds of that one girl last year, remember that one

girl that really liked Nine Inch Nails? She like, really liked Nine

Inch Nails and she was always cutting herself in class and stuff.

She looked like that girl, ugh. All gothy. She was so

weird.

Oh My God! Did you see Charlize Theron? She looked fabulous, but

what was up with wearing that white gown? Hello, it’s after

Labor Day! Remember Shaunte? She knows Charlize Theron’s

bodyguard’s trainer’s doorman’s

girlfriend’s gynecologist. Can you believe it? Girl, I

know.

Oh! Did you see Peter Jackson? He’s fat. You’d think

he would lose some weight because he walked up on that stage thingy

like a hundred times. I was just like, whatever, I can’t

believe they let that guy in the place.

Oh My God! I couldn’t believe Nicole Kidman’s

hairdo. Girl, they should send her to a cold mountain. I

couldn’t tell where her forehead stopped and her hair began.

I still cannot believe she left Tom. What a bitch.

Anyways, Mr. McHenry is looking this way so I got to go, but

write me back next period, K? Remember we’ve got cheerleading

practice tonight.

Love you muches, Steph.

Dan McNeese
(A.K.A: Danielle McChick)
A&E Writer

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