


of the future. Otherwise I would have ordered a useless appliance which firms my thighs and saves Social Security on my credit card. With their excellent stage presence, both convinced me that neither was telling the truth. Yet I felt an urgency to act fast and to dial now before this limited time offer expired and I lost the opportunity for the free gift–available to only the first 50 million callers–of free prescriptions for Grandma.
Pray to God the next debate dispenses with the rules and includes Ralph and/or Pat otherwise it will be another boring infomercial.
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John Threet is a Senior mass communication/journalism major, a former television cameraman, and presently Managing Editor of The Arbiter.